What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

HELLO

What are some reasons why people may fear strong men?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Sure no problem officer.

What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

At what point does trespassing become self defense? What are the necessary conditions for this line to be crossed from trespassing to self defense?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.